Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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