I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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