She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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