haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yo dont text me then not text me
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
What a dumb baby whore.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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