Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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