You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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