I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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