Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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