Pappa wants mamma naked
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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