And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My life is pants optional.
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