We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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