just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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