Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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