do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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