It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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