i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I believe in your delicious
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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