have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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