I wish i was in the wii world.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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