As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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