I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
