i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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