I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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