windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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