I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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