I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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