Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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