Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
