just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
