super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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