Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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