I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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