I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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