I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
