I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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