I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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