I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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