But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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