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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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