He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I think I just sharted jello shots
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