Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
how does that bad decision feel?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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