Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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