Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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