he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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