I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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