Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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