So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
