: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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