STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You may now shotgun with the bride
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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