ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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