...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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